Tuesday, September 11, 2012

The Ketchup Culture

Ketchup.

Awhile back, in addition to red, it came green, purple, blue...

Awhile back it was to be overrun by salsa...

Awhile back ones of it's purveyors' relations got involved in Presidential politics...

Yet it still gets used.

On hot dogs, on hamburgers, on french fries, on eggs, on grilled cheese sandwiches, probably on waffles.

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The ketchup culture persists be it Heinz, Hunts, or something less namebrand. It coats it covers it enhances it sweetens it adds it dips it comes in plastic it comes in packets it comes large it comes small.

Ketchup is the ghetto version of blood on the movie set as it smears the shirt with certain death.

Ketchup is love?

Er.... I think not.

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