It Goes on the Toast

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It goes on the toast, much like peanut butter,
as it goes on the toast, it makes it taste better.
If it fits on some bread, like a thick chocolate spread,
then it goes on toast too, you heard what I said!

Toast alone is bread, that's been crisped at the edge
in a toaster, or an oven - it's cousin to the muffin.
It goes on the toast, banana or raisin,
use some real fruit, cause it's what your cravin'.

Some jam or jelly has high fructose -
or corn sugar if you please,
either or - it goes on the toast,
no need for them to tease!

Listen fella - as you use the Nutella - 
it goes on the toast today.
An' then for tomorrow, try the avocado
(purchased from the corner-mart, along with your lotto),
and let your hunger lead the way.

Two at once, are you crazy? (Peanut butter and jelly, baby?)
Cinnamon and sugar, it goes on the toast,
for me it's too spicy for others it's the most.
Try the strawberry-rhubarb sauce with cream cheese if you please.
A portion of each measure, which combo fits your pleasure?
It goes on the toast don't you see?

Sweet or salty, nothing's faulty, when you put it on the toast.
So on the toast it goes, throw on those eggs and bacon
or the sausage, perhaps some ham -
doesn't matter what your makin'.
Try the caviar, pimento loaf, even the Grey Poupon;
place it on the toast, no need to boast
when bought with coupon.

With cheese-whiz or a slice of pepper jack - divine,
perhaps preserves or marmalade made from clementine.
Spread it thick or thin, bring it side to side
from coast to coast it goes on the toast - don't be shy let is slide.

It goes on the toast, morning, noon or night.
When your sick or are well  it may bring delight.
This morning for me - I like honey, butter, (or both!)
'cause if it goes on the bread, it goes on the toast.